29 February 2008

A Message from Kristen Stewart

HICCUP . . . Rural would, er, like to apologize for, ya know, being gone for so long and missing all the awards season hoopla and such. I accidentally threw his computer down an elevator shaft! HICCUP

He'll be back as soon as those bastards at Apple actually fix the damn thing!

1 comment:

J.D. said...

Ah, Kristen, you drunk.

So... hurry up on it, Apple! Jeez!