08 February 2008

Ladies and Gentleman: The Class of 2008


As I was looking at the Academy Award nominee group shot, it struck me how everything in life seems to relate back to high school.

You have the strangely hot teacher and her favorite students, one of whom is almost definitely working for a little 'extra credit' . . .


Those weird, arty kids you secretly wish you could hang out with . . .


The musicians just biding time until they can hit the road . . .


The stoners . . .


And that creepy art teacher you're pretty sure is selling them weed . . .


That mismatched couple who fights all the time but never breaks up . . .


The class clown . . .


The popular jocks . . .


And the scrawny kid they beat up on . . .


The overacheiver destined for the Ivy League . . .


The principal everyone loves . . .


Short kids . . .




Tall kids . . .


Bad hair days . . .


Lots of unfortunate year book photos:





And, of course, the queen bee: the most popular girl in school . . .


Man . . . this brings me back!

I'll leave you with this.


See you at the Oscars!


I'm Kristen Stewart, and I (hiccup) approved this message.

12 comments:

J.D. said...

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Are you really Kristen Stewart, RJ? Because, honestly, I'm starting to think that.

J.D. said...

Also, Ruby Dee is my principal, dude. Or dudette. Whatevs.

James Henry said...

Marion Cotillard is a FOX. Damn, she is so beautiful. And I love Casey Affleck's snarl...it's really awful looking, but it's endearing on him.

M said...

GIVE US MORE!

Rural Juror said...

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

'YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!'

StinkyLulu said...

f'n 'ilarious.

Anonymous said...

This is officially the greatest blog post in the history of EVER.

Noel said...

Haha this is amazing :].

Kamikaze Camel said...

Hah! Brilliant. It was the end that did it for me. Kristen Steward for President!!!

Catherine said...

Hahaha. That was great.

Movie Maven said...

oh, how i love this. your blog is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

It's official, Casey Affleck and Marion Cotillard are HOT!!!!!