It just struck me that Diablo Cody and Zooey Deschanel bear a passing resemblance to eachother.
Maybe it's just the heart-shaped glasses, but I can see it.
This got my creative juices churning. What we need is an 'Adaptation'-like mind fuck written by Diablo Cody and starring Zooey as...screenwriter and former stripper Diablo Cody. It can be set during the making of 'Juno' or a writer's strike or something even crazier that only Diablo would be able to cook up. (This is a work-in-progress, obviously).