Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present the next great hybrid celebrity couple name: Emissandro!
Cinemaniac and I have decided that Emily Mortimer and Alessandro Nivola are too amazing and adorable a couple to toil in semi-obscurity. I mean, just LOOK at them. It's like a basket full of newborn puppies. Spread the word, Brangelina and TomKat have been made redundant.