Happy Birthday Zooey D.!

Everyone's favorite actress turns 28 today. I know we can't wait for The Gospel According to Janis.

It takes the best actresses to rock even in the the worst pieces of crap, so it's nice to see Zooey finally starting to get her due.

Confession Time

I've had a crush on Justin Bartha ever since I got dragged to National Treasure .


AND I watched several episodes of that awful sitcom Teachers. for him.


AND I rented Failure to Launch so that I could fast forward to all the parts that involved him and Zooey Deschanel (with a few Bradley Cooper detours).


I have a sickness.


I can't help it! He's adorable.

Rarrrrrr

I'm gonna post something soon . . . I swear!

Somebody Greenlight This Movie

It just struck me that Diablo Cody and Zooey Deschanel bear a passing resemblance to eachother.



Maybe it's just the heart-shaped glasses, but I can see it.

This got my creative juices churning. What we need is an 'Adaptation'-like mind fuck written by Diablo Cody and starring Zooey as...screenwriter and former stripper Diablo Cody. It can be set during the making of 'Juno' or a writer's strike or something even crazier that only Diablo would be able to cook up. (This is a work-in-progress, obviously).